[Game 6: RAYS 11, Orioles 3] Road woes? What road woes?
Sunday, April 12th, 2009| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | R | H | E | ||
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Tampa Bay
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0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 11 | 17 | 0 | |
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Baltimore
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0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 0 |
This is where I would normally put my witty little comment about how I was an idiot for even mentioning that James Shields struggles on the road or about how Grant Balfour is the worst pitcher with the middle name Robert ever to spend more than 6 years in the big leagues after being born in Sydney, Australia, in 1977. But I’m not going to.
Instead, here’s then things you should take away from this game, in no particular order.
1. Evan Longoria… is the beastliest beast stud in the history of beast studs. Sophomore slump my rear end. More like bona fide MVP candidate. (Okay, okay… it’s just one week, but still…)
2. Grant Balfour… looked like he wanted to be anywhere but on the mound today. I guess 11-run games just don’t do it for him. As long as he shows up tomorrow night for the Bombers, I’m good.
3. Ben Zobrist… was clearly feeling the blood of Christ on this Easter Sunday. After his bomb, are you going to doubt the power of he or his Christian music-singing wife?
4. The new FSN scoreboard font… is terrible. I wanted to try and give it a week to see how it felt. It still feels like wearing a pair of 3-size-too-small leather pants that have just been put through the rinse cycle. The 1’s look like 7’s. The 8’s look like 5’s. Somebody needs to fix that, pronto.
5. Apparently, Joe Maddon has been looking and spray charts… because he’s been employing a whole bunch of crazy shifts so far this early-season. It burned the Rays in the 9th inning today, but I like seeing his proactive nature.
6. Matt Joyce… is on the next flight back to Durham, as B.J. Upton has been confirmed for tomorrow night’s lineup against the Yankees.
7. One… is the number of home runs Jason Bartlett hit last year. One is also the number of home runs he has this year.
8. Gabe Gross… may be just 1-for-11 so far this season, but his OBP is at .375. He’s already drawn 5 walks in 16 plate appearances. In other words: that’s really damn good.
9. Three… is the number of hits that Akinori Iwamura, Evan Longoria, and Jason Bartlett each had today. It’s also the number of players that had 2 hits on the game: Carl Crawford, Pat Burrell, and Ben Zobrist.
10. Oh, yeah… that James Shields guy is pretty good, eh?
| Tampa Bay | IP | H | R | ER | BB | SO | HR | ERA |
| Shields (W, 1-1) | 7.0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 3.65 |










