Oh Marc Topkin, why must you lie?
Sunday, January 27th, 2008I’m not one to steal Cork’s thunder and rip on one of the Rays’ columnists (okay, maybe I am), but there was something in Marc Topkin’s article in the Times today that irked me. (St. Pete Times)
No, it wasn’t that he spent 11 paragraphs on Scott Kazmir’s reaction to James Shields’ deal without telling us anything. I’ve come to expect that.
No, it wasn’t that he invoked Toby Hall’s name in there, bringing back painful memories that I’d like to forget.
It was that he said that you could “field a decent team” with the following players still available via free agency:
1B Doug Mientkiewicz, 2B Jerry Hairston, SS Royce Clayton, 3B Jeff Cirillo, C Mike Piazza, OF Luis Gonzalez, OF Kenny Lofton, OF Brad Wilkerson, DH Barry Bonds, P Kyle Lohse, P Livan Hernandez, P Jeff Weaver, P Odalis Perez, P Trever Miller, P David Wells
Seems like an innocent enough comment, right? That is until you realize that lots of people rely on writers like Topkin to give them accurate information. Let’s organize that group into a lineup and a starting rotation, and see exactly what we’ve got.
- CF - Kenny Lofton, Age: 40 OPS+: 105
- SS - Royce Clayton, Age: 38 OPS+: 66
- C - Mike Piazza, Age: 39 OPS+: 96 (And can’t field a lick)
- DH - Barry Bonds, Age: 43 OPS+: 170 (With a ton of baggage)
- RF - Brad Wilkerson, Age: 30 OPS+: 104
- LF - Luis Gonzalez, Age: 40 OPS+: 104
- 3B - Jeff Cirillo, Age: 38 OPS+: 81
- 1B - Doug Mientkiewicz, Age: 33 OPS+: 107
- 2B - Jerry Hairson, Age: 31 OPS+: 42
- Livan Hernandez, Age: 33 ERA+: 95
- David Wells, Age: 44 ERA+: 77
- Odalis Perez, Age: 30 ERA+: 84
- Jeff Weaver, Age: 31 ERA+: 70
- Kyle Lohse, Age: 30 ERA+: 100
Why are you lying to us, Marc?!? Why?? This isn’t a decent team at all! This team is AWFUL! It would go like 50-112! Not only that, but it’s OLD so you’d be playing with guys who are even worse for most of the year. Ugh!
There were a few decent tidbits in Topkin’s article, including:
- Carl Crawford is working out harder than ever and could be coming to camp in the best shape of his life. Nice. High-five!
- Keith Law ain’t having any of the James Shields deal. He shares the concerns that I initially had about it until I realized that this was a monumental step in the right direction for the franchise in that it was willing to spend money to reward good performance rather than just selling it off to the highest bidder.
- Rocco Baldelli took in a soccer game, and will be out for three months after a rowdy Celtic supported yelled too loud and ruptured his ear drum. Okay, I made the injury part up. But Rocco does love him some Celtic (that’s KEL-tick) football.
- Jake McGee is hangin’ with James Shields, checking out his workouts.
Alright, time to go run some errands before the NHL All-Star Game. I expect all y’all to tune in, too.






