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AP:

Outfielder Elijah Dukes missed the Washington Nationals’ final Florida exhibition game Thursday because he had to deal with some non-baseball matters that the team did not specify.

If I know that Elijah, he’s probably just bogged down in his pre-season volunteer work at Planned Parenthood.

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2 Responses to “Elijah Dukes MIA”

  1. Scott Caruso Says:

    Between Dukes and Lastings Milledge, those Nats have some real winners in their outfield.

  2. Sean Says:

    luckily they have dmitri young to be a father figure….