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GirlieView (05/12/2016)

Thursday, May 12th, 2016

GirlieView Definitions

  • Lizzie = A funny, timely, and/or interesting quote made on the VFTB site by our writers or commenters.
  • Lizard = The best Lizzie.
  • MVL = Most Valuable Lizzie’er: The person with the most Lizzies in the period under review (usually the past two weeks.)
  • Top 10 of the 2016 Season = The folks with the most aggregate Lizzie points YTD (1 point for every Lizzie, 3 points for every Lizard.)

As you already know, this is all completely subjective and according to my whims.

Lizzies

  • Look how interesting that move made the rest of the game.
  • I agree. I like the strategic component.
  • Yeah, everytime I think I want the DH in the NL, a game like this happens, and it shows the importance of a good in-game manager. I do think, however, that both leagues should have the same rules, since we have interleague play. ….. It needs to be one or the other, and there’s no way the MLBPA is going to let the league take away the DH.
  • regardless of the weather, it takes the whole game to win.
  • if you are the same William Ocean that sang ‘Caribbean Queen’ please don’t leave us. No more love on the run has long been a motto of mine, and Len Kasper really wants to see you live. Please stay and remind of us of all that was good about the mid-80′s. The Cubs sure weren’t.
  • Sail on… The idea here is to have fun. And we do that. If that is not your thing, happy trails.
  • Sail on. Great Lionel Richie tune. (Damn it, inner Len!)
  • We are better off without Tommy the wannabe priest, Sue the safety nut, and some dude named Dave I barely remember. We may lament the loss of our Johnson’s from time to time, But we won’t miss an ocean.
  • Speaking of missing Johnsons, where’s Dork?
  • It’s funny because Joe “plucked” us into semi-legitimacy. I remember when it was just you, (then) BadMojo, Raker and me…with an occasional drive-by posting from Smitty. Since we’ve been HERE? We’ve been REALLY nice and on our best behavior. All out of our complete (and I mean this) respect for Joe.
  • Speaking of which, I have been part of this family for the last four years thanks to you all. This is the first place I visit every morning and the last one each night, and a zillion times in between. My uncle was the greatest Cub fan ever. He died two years ago at 89 years old. We talked Cubs baseball all the time no matter what season. VFTB is now my uncle.
  • How did Cindy Sandberg stay off that list?
  • This illustrates the difference between “being” and “doing” a Cub.
  • Nice job EVW. All you need now is a triangle mouth.
  • Odd coincidence… I referenced the odd, pervy guy by name in a comment 3 hours ago.
  • coincidence: odd Pervy guy referencing odd Pervy guy
  • All you need now is a triangle……..oh never mind.
  • Going to be a long hot summer, to be enjoyed and savored by me.
  • Arrieta is proving that you can do remarkable things with a good workout routine – what he’s done over the last couple of years has been the result of a ton of work, not drugs, should be applauded.
  • Agree and would add that it is diet too. He avoids foods that contribute to body inflammation. Controlling inflammation works hand in hand with exercise to achieve superior performance.
  • pretty sure the double cheeseburger I just had for lunch will contribute to my body inflation. If only there was a cold sandwich shop with a pedophile spokesman nearby…I too could pitch like Arrieta.
  • To me, Russell especially has matured since last year and looks like he belongs, possibly becoming one of the premier players at the position. And what an absolute steal by the FO.
  • If you do have a boss and she (or he) asks what you are looking at there on your computer thingy. Just state that you found a great site to watch pre-school children change their clothing. They will be so relieved to find that is not the case that your pilferage of company time will go unnoticed.
  • That’s right up there with the strip bar/cubs game excuse.
  • Consistency is a cornerstone of solid advice.
  • I hate it when I get too busy working at work to check in.
  • these are big wins, when the Cubs #4 starter beats the Pirates #1.
  • “It is imperative that Jonathon Niese pitches well tonight against these Chicago Cubs. They can hit and with Jake Arrieta on the mound Niese has to be on his game if we are going to have a chance against Arrieta tonight.” Pirates Broadcasters to start the game. “Jonathan Nephew, I mean Niese will be pitching tonight for the Pirates” Len Kasper.
  • Baez should continue to see playing time almost every day as long as he continues to handle the bat well, and dazzle us all with his defense.
  • Cubs are going to have a nice little problem when everyone gets healthy. The way everyone is hitting, who do you sit?
  • I think you do like Maddon has been doing – play everybody just alternate them in and out. Doesn’t matter who is in the lineup – the team takes no hurt.
  • I think Billy Ocean might be Sue.
  • Nah, Billy had an issue with our having lives and discussions outside of baseball. Sue apparently disliked our caviler attitudes about enjoying a game free of bubble wrap.
  • “Depth is everything in the modern game.”–Theo Epstein.
  • It’s this ability to see beyond the immediate circumstances and think long-term that makes Theo and Jed so good at what they do.

Lizard

  • So our number 5 starter beat the Nats guy with 2 first names that came into the game with a 0.80 ERA and we are now 21-6. Pinch me, I have never been here before.

Shout Outs

  • Big shout outs to Elijah Knepper for his first 2016 Regular Season Lizzie!!!! Thanks for being here!

MVL

  • Congratulations to Seymour Butts, our Most Valuable Lizzie-er this time! Way to go Butts!

Top 10 of the 2016 Season (one point for each Lizzie, three points for the Lizard)

1. Eddie von White
2. Doc Raker
3. Seymour Butts
4. jswanson
5. cap’n realist
5. Sherm
7. Doug S
8. Joe Aiello
9. Sean Powell
10. Brad Lyerla

Chit Chat

  • More travel this week so I wrapped this up on Sunday, while watching the Cubs tied with the Nationals as they begin the ninth inning. (Arietta is off the hook after one of his less impressive starts this season. Still love the guy!) Anyway as usual I will pick up right where I left off so your wit won’t be wasted.
  • Meanwhile, let’s talk favorites. We’ve already listed our favorite individual Cubs, now let’s talk about something a little different. What is your favorite trait of this year’s Cubs? For instance my favorite thing is their patience as a team, working deep into counts and making the pitcher work regardless of the outcome of the at bat. This is a big change. Of course there are many wonderful things about this team, and many big changes from years’ past when we were all here lamenting one “virtue” or another. What are some of your favorite things?
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Three Strikes – Welcome to Pittsburgh!

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2016

Joe is still under the weather so although I’m not able to devote as much time here as he is I can at least give us a place to chit chat each day. I know you guys will keep the conversation rolling. (Thank you for that!)

  • Strike One – The Cubs beat the Pirates last night 7-2 at PNC park in lovely Pittsburgh, PA. Jason Hammel (4-0) got the win and Gerrit Cole (2-3) took the loss in the Cubs first trip to Pittsburgh since that great Wild Card game last year! Full coverage here.
  • Strike Two – Jake Arietta was named NL Pitcher of the Month for April. Yay Jake! Details here.
  • Strike Three – Smack dab in the middle of an impressive time for him, Matt Szczur pulled a hammy. MRI results are pending. Details here.

Tonight we’ve got Jake Arietta going up against Jonathon Niese at 6:05pm CT. Enjoy your day, enjoy the game, and let’s all send up some good thoughts for Joe. Thanks everyone!

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Recap and Look Ahead

Monday, May 2nd, 2016

Last I spoke to our Big Toe Joe he was a bit under the weather, and since I’m not sure who’s assigned to write what I thought I’d at least get something posted until he’s back! Let’s take a brief look back at the weekend’s baseball and a look ahead to the coming week.

Friday, April 29: Cubs 6, Braves 1

  • Jon Lester battled with Aaron Blair but neither got a decision. Tied 1-1 in the 8th inning, Matt Szczur hit his first career grand slam which put the game out of Atlanta’s reach.

Saturday, April 30: Rainout. Makeup date not yet scheduled.

Sunday, May 1: Braves 4, Cubs 3 (10 innings)

  • Addison Russell sent the game into extra innings with an RBI single in the bottom of the ninth, but Hector Rondon couldn’t hold the lead and the Cubs lost a close one in 10.

Monday, May 2, 6:05 pm CT: Cubs @ Pirates

  • Probable starters: Jason Hammel/Gerrit Cole

Tuesday, May 3, 6:05 pm CT: Cubs @ Pirates

  • Probable starters: Jake Arietta/Jonathon Niese

Wednesday, May 4, 11:35 am CT: Cubs @ Pirates

  • Probable starters: Jon Lester/Juan Nicasio

The Cubs head back home on Thursday for a four game series with the Washington Nationals.

Please chat among yourselves while our fearless leader is MIA. :-)

 

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GirlieView (04/28/2016)

Thursday, April 28th, 2016

GirlieView Definitions

  • Lizzie = A funny, timely, and/or interesting quote made on the VFTB site by our writers or commenters.
  • Lizard = The best Lizzie.
  • MVL = Most Valuable Lizzie’er: The person with the most Lizzies in the period under review (usually the past two weeks.)
  • Top 10 of the 2016 Season = The folks with the most aggregate Lizzie points YTD (1 point for every Lizzie, 3 points for every Lizard.)

As you already know, this is all completely subjective and according to my whims.

Lizzies

  • I’m going on record right now and predicting 20+ home runs from Addison this year and a potential gold glove award.
  • Munenori Kawasaki reminds me of Tony Campana without the motorcycle goggles
  • I’d take Kow’s goggles over Campana’s giant goddamned helmet. I guess.
  • he was the great gazoo from the Flintstones.
  • Who takes a day off on Tuesday?
  • The Moody Blues.
  • Outstanding. That would be a Lizzie if it weren’t for the fact that you just proved us to be very old.
  • has Len come up with a pithy nick name for him yet? Lame Cub fans need to know.
  • Eggs De La Cruz
  • Pablo Cruz…………rock on Len!
  • Motley Cruz for rough outings
  • Cruz Control
  • Grimm and Ross = Gross
  • Lackey’s hugely pivotal performance in moments such as these – of which there were others sprinkled throughout the game – proved to be the hinges on which the game ultimately swung.
  • They scored nine runs in 40 degrees.
  • The Cubs are 7-0 thus far in games they have won. I fully expect them to remain undefeated when outscoring the opponent.
  • That’s the kind of insight I come here for.
  • You say, when they bat around it really f’s up your score card.
  • The teams we have beat may not be that good, but we’ve beaten them very badly. When we get to the good teams, we’ll beat them, maybe just not quite as badly.
  • With high walk rates, lower strikeout rates, and lower chase percentages, the Cubs offense is going to be a nightmare for pitchers throughout the 2016 season.
  • I’m running out of things to say about Jake and his crazy good pitching.
  • A non-Cubs fan asked me the other day if I “really thought Arrieta is *that* good.” I hesitated both because I don’t want to sound like a giant homer, and because I’m waiting for things to regress a bit back to the mean. The longer he continues to pitch like this, though, it’s going to get harder and harder to say anything but “yes, he really is *that* good.”
  • Maddon said he let Jake bat in the bottom of the 8th because he wanted him to get on base so Wood could pinch run.
  • Wood pinch runs hard, presumably.
  • Wood is good, but when you really want to swing it hard, it takes a Johnson.
  • This team needs to work on some fundamentals…but it’s nice to be winning early.
  • It’s nice to see we can screw up a simple run down, but still win the game. That’s something new.
  • It was a great night to be Lackey.
  • Hammel nutted up when he needed to – both on the mound and at the plate, and that was great to see.
  • 10:45 AM start today for us on the west coast. Unfortunately there’s a Microsoft webinar with mandatory attendance starting around that time that could go for 3+ hours.
  • I would plug in my headphones and try to listen to the game on the radio while pretending to pay attention.
  • Picture in a picture. Just remember not to react if you have a camera on you.
  • blah blah start button blah blah bing blah excel
  • That’s the advanced stuff covered in the next webinar.
  • Enjoy this team. Savor the moments. Have a disco-ball-and-champagne party after every victory!
  • I have so many questions for him about Leonard and Penny.
  • Prince just canceled all his concerts in North Carolina
  • Dropped the game off my phone to tell you bozos to tune in.. Jake’s close and it’s a slaughterhouse
  • First David Ross no hitter.
  • well, of that nature
  • I had that weird feeling last night down deep in my loins and it wasn’t an STD.
  • It’s incredibly important to dominate this division so we’re not relegated to the wild card. We’re off to a good start.
  • And then Len said, “I never saw Prince live in concert, I can’t believe I never will. Today sucks.”
  • Cincy needs a mercy rule
  • Thanks Jake for making me question my sexuality.
  • One of my favorite plays in all of baseball is the squeeze bunt.
  • JD will have some insight into pitch selection which Len will completely ignore and go on to tell you about the Don Earl Band he saw at a Honky Tonk across the river in Kentucky after last nights game.
  • I wear my Cubs boxers every game day.
  • You wear underwear?
  • Raker is not Matt Murton.

Lizard

  • Getting on base is everything.

Shout Outs

  • Big shout outs to Bryan, Ben, Bruce Fritz, Bryan, CAPS, Chris O’Reilly, Luke Jett, and Sean Powell for their first 2016 Regular Season Lizzies!!!! Thanks for being here!

MVL

  • Congratulations to Eddie Von White, our Most Valuable Lizzie-er this time around for the second time in a row! Way to go EVW!

Top 10 of the 2016 Season (one point for each Lizzie, three points for the Lizard)

1. Eddie von White
2. Doc Raker
2. jswanson
4. Sherm
5. Joe Aiello
5. Seymour Butts
7. cap’n realist
8. Doug S
9. Brad Lyerla
9. Sean Powell

Chit Chat

I wanted to re-cap our chit chat from last time, where I asked you who your favorite Cubs were now that you had seen a few games. Here are the results of that highly scientific poll, player name followed by how many overall votes. Just like the election. By the way for those who asked, I was in Washington DC last week. Pleasure, not political. It was amazing! Anyway here are the results.

  • Rizzo = 6
  • Arietta = 5
  • Fowler = 5
  • Russell = 3
  • Bryant = 2
  • Epstein = 2
  • Hoyer = 1
  • Maddon = 1
  • Zobrist = 1
  • Rondon = 1
  • Schwarber = 1
  • Strop = 1
  • Wood = 1
  • Lizzie = 1
  • Raker = 1
  • Seymour = 1
  • Jedi Johnson = 1
  • Jeremiah Johnson = 1
  • The old perv who asked CAPS for pics from his lifeguard days = 1
  • Sue = 1
  • The Ball Dude = 1
  • The guy who invented protective netting = 1
  • Ernie = 1
  • Ronnie = 1
  • Billy = 1
  • Doug Dascenzo = 1
  • Carlos Silva = 1
  • Adam Dunn if we would have signed him in 05 = 1
  • Dusty = 1
  • Quade = 1
  • Sveum = 1

Enjoy the rest of your week! (One last thing, I had to wrap this up on Monday this time around. No worries, as usual I will pick up right where I left off so your mid-week wit won’t be for naught.)

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GirlieView (04/14/2016)

Thursday, April 14th, 2016

GirlieView Definitions

  • Lizzie = A funny, timely, and/or interesting quote made on the VFTB site by our writers or commenters.
  • Lizard = The best Lizzie.
  • MVL = Most Valuable Lizzie’er: The person with the most Lizzies in the period under review (usually the past two weeks.)
  • Top 10 of the 2016 Season = The folks with the most aggregate Lizzie points YTD (1 point for every Lizzie, 3 points for every Lizard.)

As you already know, this is all completely subjective and according to my whims.

Lizzies

  • Cost me the equivalent of 80 Subway sangwiches for those seats, but when it’s your 7 year old daughter’s first Cub game, you kick down.
  • A cursory review of this week’s Lizzie’s leads me to believe that she never saw the Princess Bride. She should find a way to see it. Good, clean comedy.
  • I used to take little girls to ballgames. The restraining order put a stop to that.
  • I agree about the west coast, though I do like opening week in a warm weather venue.
  • The older I get, the more I prefer watching games on television. More comfortable. Better food. Better booze. Freakin’ PAUSE.
  • I love seeing St. Louis UNDER .500 already
  • I was at the game on Sunday. A few observations. There were some foul balls that were very dangerous, I think MLB should consider more netting for fan protection.
  • I have thought that about foul balls before as well. I wonder why no one ever makes an issue of it.
  • I’ve been too busy trying to figure out how to ban bats since Colvin was impaled.
  • A bat can do a lot of damage, I think bubble wrap would be helpful.
  • After the strikeout to end the 7th, Federowicz tossed the ball to mini-me Realist in the stands. This made her year. He is my new favorite minor league Cub, and I hope he makes the club next season, or later this season when Ross has a grabber legging out a triple.
  • [Fowler]’s the catalyst for this beast of a lineup. If he’s getting on base, this order is going to have a monster year.
  • How fun was that last night? Everyone contributed. A satisfying way to get started.
  • My first cup of coffee in the new season was sensational this morning.
  • If only the game had been on at a reasonable hour (for those of us in the EST time zone), as I was disappointed to have been unable to watch any of it.
  • Mark_in_Alberta has a decent ring to it.
  • But then I would miss any of the EST games which would start while I was still at work. Guess I can’t win either way
  • Split the difference in Winnipeg… Mark_in_Manitoba
  • Simplify – Markitoba
  • Somebody really should track down Jedi now that we’re good.
  • Just imagine what would come of this team if it played at Coors.
  • David Ross clearly spent the winter with Ponce de Leon in Florida.
  • Soler has a huge hole in his swing down and away- he has Sorianocantrecognizetheslideritis
  • Sort of looks like Raker is photobombing Cap and Alec
  • Looks like some holding-my-gut-in action taking place.
  • I am the one closest to the camera, don’t be that guy closest to the camera, not flattering. The Capn is in the middle holding his gut in and Alec Berg is in the grey Santo jersey.
  • I hope you were paying attention to flying objects leaving the field of play as well. Turning your back on the field of play can be hazardous.
  • Not to worry, Raker Jr. was wrapped in bubble wrap as was Mini-Me Cap’n.
  • Jr Raker smelled really funny when we took the bubble wrap off
  • that jersey is 10 years old…who among us wouldn’t have some tightness in the belly in a 10 year old shirt?
  • I am in Phoenix on business, but cruelly will not be able to see any of the games because of other commitments.
  • Call in sick. Head to the ballpark w/ a fake mustache and Goldie jersey. Problem solved.
  • Make a cardboard cutout. No one will know the difference. She has already described you to her co-workers as “dry as dust.” They will be amazed at her apt description in the desert.
  • I was going to suggest his and hers fake mustaches, but okay.
  • There’s gotta be a way to scam 1 game out of the series. Promise her you’ll paint a wicker chair with her, row a boat for her, hug her on a bench, dance with her, sit in a bathtub and watch the sunset with her……am I forgetting anything?
  • Ipecac. It’s over the counter and will make you vomit. This will get you out of the evening engagements.
  • I see an opportunity – “Ask Seymour – Marital Advice for Cubs Fans”
  • Bring your dollar bills.
  • that uppity prick from Texas
  • Nicely written and reasoned. I will, however, be profoundly disappointed if the Cubs fail to go all the way nonetheless.
  • As will Chris, regardless of what he says here.
  • I haven’t read your book, but it’s not bad luck or a curse that has kept the Cubs down. They’ve been a very poorly run team with no vision for a LONG TIME.
  • Fowler re-signing looks genius today.
  • Despite his quick bat, Schwarber going out for the season probably will have the least impact. Last year when Russell got hurt, the whole team suffered.
  • Strop – It’s difficult to take someone seriously when he wears his hat like that – and then loses the lead.
  • We all knew somebody was going down…Thought it would be Cindy Sandberg, though…
  • We can go 161-1 now, still can be a pretty good season
  • now we go home to the cold and windy April Wrigley were manufacturing runs will be paramount. Let’s see if we can win that way also.
  • I would think the emergence of Arrieta as the clubs ace makes life for Lester a lot easier, it takes the spot light off of Lester and allows him to work and make adjustments without the media and fans over reacting.
  • Back to Chicago… hope they didn’t misplace their muffs over winter.

Lizard

  • Good morning. It is Opening Day!

Shout Outs

  • It was the first 2016 Season Lizzie for everyone who had a Lizzie this time around! Big shout outs to Adam Peters, Brad Lyerla, cap’n realist, Confused in Cali, Doc Raker, Doug S, Eddie von White, Joe Aiello, jswanson, Mark_from_Toronto, Seymour Butts, and Sherm! Thanks for being here!

MVL

  • Congratulations to Eddie von White, our Most Valuable Lizzie-er this time! Way to go EVW!

Top 10 of the 2016 Season (one point for each Lizzie, three points for the Lizard)

1. Eddie von White
2. Doc Raker
3. jswanson
4. cap’n realist
5. Seymour Butts
6. Sherm
7. Brad Lyerla
8. Doug S
8. Joe Aiello
8. Mark_from_Toronto

Chit Chat

  • (Just a quick fyi … I had to wrap things up early this week because of some travel commitments. But never fear, I’ll pick up exactly where I left off next time.) Now that you’ve been able to (hopefully) see a few games, who are your favorite Cubs right now? Let’s go with top 3!
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GirlieView (03/31/2016)

Thursday, March 31st, 2016

GirlieView Definitions

  • Lizzie = A funny, timely, and/or interesting quote made on the VFTB site by our writers or commenters.
  • Lizard = The best Lizzie.
  • MVL = Most Valuable Lizzie’er: The person with the most Lizzies in the period under review (usually the past two weeks.)
  • Top 10 of the 2015 Off-Season = The folks with the most aggregate Lizzie points YTD (1 point for every Lizzie, 3 points for every Lizard.)

As you already know, this is all completely subjective and according to my whims.

Lizzies

  • I just want to thank my supporting cast for serving up some serious Lizzie assists. Although most of my Lizzie comments come from my genius some of them are assisted by others which I believe put me into the MVL category this fortnight.
  • What you are not seeing is that this is Spring (nee Winter) Training for Lizzies as well. We see a lot of obvious Lizzie pandering from those who will likely be in DesMoines come opening day. Established Lizzie veterans are just stretching out the fingers with the odd dick joke
  • Hey man, I added some insightful commentary around Trey McNutt’s camp.
  • Unsurprisingly, Johnson pitched hard tonight. Hit hard too.
  • Joe [Maddon] will have his hands full managing his lineup and keeping everyone sharp and focused during a full season. I cannot wait to see it unfold.
  • The Cubs are looking to be a playoff contending team for the next 3-6 years. That is something I have not seen in my lifetime.
  • We have 8 games in AL parks where the Schwarber question is easier to answer.
  • I’ll take an overcrowded outfield over an “undercrowded” any day. I think Maddon is smart enough to get the most out of it.
  • my phone autocorrected Maddon to Aladdin, granted Aladdin would make a damn fine manager too (he’s always one step ahead).
  • This year, Montero faces the pressure of seeing his job hang in the balance if he doesn’t produce.
  • Watched him yip from great yip seats … Got to see Lester dominate and then look like a toddler trying to field a ball. Dinner and a show.
  • It seems like every other day some Cardinals player, coach, front office member, or someone affiliated with the Cardinals organization has said something like, “Everyone needs to stop talking about the Cubs”, then they go on to talk about the Cubs.
  • The Cubs showed the world last year that they are capable of beating the birds when the playoffs are on the line and that means something to us the Cubs fans but it even means more to the Cardinals fans
  • St Louis has a chip on their shoulder , a smaller city less noteworthy than Chicago, Boston, New York, LA or even Peoria. Losing to the Cubs in the playoffs and then losing Heyward to the Cubs has got to really increase the size of that chip. Enjoy it Cubs fans, enjoy it.
  • Cardinals fans claim to be the greatest fans in baseball, yet they care more about their rival than they do their own team.
  • I do not care to speak about nor think about the Cardinals or their fans this season. Let’s talk about Cubs baseball, and let them talk about the Cubs and how classy and well informed the Cub fan base is.
  • I agree with the cap’n. If it doesn’t make your life better, ignore it.
  • I love when the scoreboard tells the fans to make noise. How dumb are your fans when you need to tell them when to cheer.
  • the Cubs are projected to have the third most valuable rotation in baseball this season
  • Rooting for Johnson and McNutt.
  • Did you try your shorts?
  • Still one short of Trey.

Lizard

  • Our problem, if we have a problem, is not too many outfielders, but too many good hitters and not enough at bats to go around.

Shout Outs

  • Big shout out to Noah for his first 2015 Off-Season Lizzie!!!! Thanks for being here!

MVL

  • Congratulations to jswanson, our Most Valuable Lizzie-er this time! Way to go jswan!

Final Standings of the 2015 Off-Season (one point for each Lizzie, three points for the Lizard) – Next time the standings will start fresh for the regular season! Congratulations Sherm! (There is no prize. LOL)

1. Sherm
2. jswanson
3. Doc Raker
4. Doug S
4. Eddie von White
6. Seymour Butts
7. Jared
8. Bryan
9. Brad Lyerla
10. Nate Usher
11. cap’n realist
12. Bartz
12. Joe Aiello
14. Sean Powell
15. Jerry in Wisconsin
16. Bilyuds
16. Elijah Knepper
16. Jedi
19. Buddy
19. Nate Head
19. Sue Draper
22. Adam Peters
22. Chet West
22. Chicago1908
22. Chris O’Reilly
22. Dork
22. Noah
22. theguz7

Chit Chat

  • We’re very close to regular season baseball! The Cubs are in Las Vegas to take on the Mets in their final two pre-season games. How ironic, huh? Both games will be televised, tonight’s on CSN at 7:05pm (central) and tomorrow’s at 3:05pm (central) on WGN. They have an off-day Saturday before Sunday’s opener against the Los Angeles Dodgers (this game is currently not scheduled to be televised live, though it’s set to be re-played on ESPN2 at 9:00pm central). I am not a fan of opening the season on the west coast. I mean no offense to my wonderful PDT friends. This is a direct function of my age, since I don’t make it much past 9:30 on any given night. I probably won’t see a regular season game until Saturday the 9th. Mid-season west coast trips are fine with me, because I’ve had my fill and can stand a few days Cubless. But I’ll feel left out next week. How about you?
  • Correction: The Cubs aren’t playing the Dodgers to open the season, they’re playing the Angels. And, Sunday’s game is considered a Spring Training game. First regular season game is on Monday, April 4 vs. the Angels and it is televised on ESPN2 (and ABC7 in Chicago.)
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GirlieView (03/17/2016)

Thursday, March 17th, 2016

GirlieView Definitions

  • Lizzie = A funny, timely, and/or interesting quote made on the VFTB site by our writers or commenters.
  • Lizard = The best Lizzie.
  • MVL = Most Valuable Lizzie’er: The person with the most Lizzies in the period under review (usually the past two weeks.)
  • Top 10 of the 2015 Off-Season = The folks with the most aggregate Lizzie points YTD (1 point for every Lizzie, 3 points for every Lizard.)

As you already know, this is all completely subjective and according to my whims.

Lizzies

  • I like any athlete who looks older than I do. Usually, that’s limited to pro bowlers.
  • I like David Ross as a person, not so much as an active player on the 2016 Chicago Cubs. Maybe I would of liked him as a 2006 Cub but not a 2016 Cub.
  • fingers to keyboard (has that replaced the pen to paper phrase in this digital age yet? If not, I call dibbs on coining it)
  • if [Baez] hits, he plays.
  • I dibbs “thumbs on the screen”
  • I hate the thought of Schwarber taking a foul tip off a wrist in September and missing the rest of the season, and possibly a post season.
  • Who turns down $100M?
  • Someone who can make $101M.
  • Someone took Pierced Johnson deep today.
  • I think an ace should pitch 5.2 innings per outing and commit several throwing errors.
  • also, he should be completely unable to hold runners on first base, and should have the pick-off move of an 11 year old chubby kid. His ability to get the ball to the plate in under 1.6 seconds is also tantamount.
  • An ace needs to be dependable, and Jonny Boy, despite real good overall numbers, was anything but last yr.
  • What you’re saying is we can trust our eyes to tell us what we see – advanced stats notwithstanding.
  • Johnson is really getting hit hard
  • Why don’t you and Seymour just email each other your Johnson jokes?
  • That sounds hard.
  • I’m thinking right now a missing Johnson might not be a bad thing.
  • I have never misplaced my Johnson
  • Why don’t you and Doug just email each other your Johnson jokes?
  • BaDa Bing
  • Win or lose spring training is still a great place to visit.
  • Spring training boring? Not to me.
  • Baseball in any dose is never boring.

Lizard

  • Let the games begin!

Shout Outs

  • Big shout outs to theguz7 for his first 2015 Off-Season Lizzie!!!! Thanks for being here!

MVL

  • Congratulations to Doc Raker, our Most Valuable Lizzie-er this time! Way to go Doc!

Top 10 of the 2015 Off-Season (one point for each Lizzie, three points for the Lizard)

1. Sherm
2. jswanson
3. Doc Raker
4. Doug S
4. Eddie von White
6. Seymour Butts
7. Jared
8. Bryan
9. Nate Usher
10. Brad Lyerla

Chit Chat

  • Spring training has begun, and no matter if we pay any attention to stats or not (I don’t) it’s still nice to see baseball being played again. As we all know, most of the 25 roster positions are locked down. But there are a few slots open. Who do you like as your extras, now that you’ve had a chance to see (or at least listen to) a few games?
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GirlieView (03/03/2016)

Thursday, March 3rd, 2016

GirlieView Definitions

  • Lizzie = A funny, timely, and/or interesting quote made on the VFTB site by our writers or commenters.
  • Lizard = The best Lizzie.
  • MVL = Most Valuable Lizzie’er: The person with the most Lizzies in the period under review (usually the past two weeks.)
  • Top 10 of the 2015 Off-Season = The folks with the most aggregate Lizzie points YTD (1 point for every Lizzie, 3 points for every Lizard.)

As you already know, this is all completely subjective and according to my whims.

Lizzies

  • If I really put everything into a swing, hit the sweet spot, used an aluminum bat, and the wind was howling out…hey, I think I could get within 150 feet of the warning track.
  • Do like Seymour, hit from second base and at least roll it to the warning track.
  • Cards will win 69 games.
  • I don’t care for the Cardinals, but you have to respect the organization and the culture they’ve developed for winning. They obviously evaluate and develop talent well. I think they’ve taken some mediocre players through the years, especially pitchers, and turned them into above average producers. Other teams tend to take great potential and mold it into mediocrity.
  • I don’t see the cards laying down. More like the movie bad guy hanging from a cliff, you stomp on his hands, he grabs a branch, crawls back up and sneaks up on you.
  • Hey, if you’re gonna dream, might as well dream big!
  • Trey McNutt is still around? How have we not been talking about that?
  • I had a little man-crush on Colvin. I wish things would’ve worked out better for him.
  • While he was watching the blondes – we were watching Harry (I’m not stupid.)
  • As if having the Cubs’ faithful on their backs wasn’t enough, the national spotlight has shifted squarely to Joe Maddon’s team.
  • I hope Maddon can keep these guys grounded with all this hype and crazy betting going on.
  • Hopefully they can win the division, and not worry about a 1 game playoff. that would be success in my mind
  • I got an over under of 8 on how many times Len makes reference to all the recent rock and roll passings he makes on March 1. Glen Fry and David Bowie should take up 2 innings at least.T
  • o further stress the importance of music over sports, the Cubs players will be wearing patches to honor these dead musical heroes. GF on one arm, DB on the other. And, CDH on the back of the hat. (Celine Dion’s Husband)
  • Never forget
  • Je me souviens
  • I predict Fowler’s return.
  • The first crisps pops of the mitt as pitchers and catchers report are like the starter pistol to the baseball marathon to come.
  • A) Schwarber can’t catch at this level (see Realist, Cap’n), B) Ross we are stuck with for another year (see Lester, Jon)
  • Baez is a good infielder, too…better than people think.
  • Lot’s of flexibility with a manager that knows how to use all that flexibility.
  • we have a lot of time to see who should take the ball in the fourth game of a play off series.
  • with my target audience being , well, all of us, I said “screw it, I’m done”.
  • Proud to say I was viewer 3 on this, due to an inside track.
  • I was going to work out this afternoon, but watching this gave me great body image.
  • spot on
  • Is it true David Ross was at camp as a player to try to boost his batting average this spring?
  • He was there to boost the bench morale. Batting average isn’t important don’t you know?

Lizard

  • I expect them to play like what they are… a bunch of young ballplayers who are more talented than their opponents. Over the long haul, that usually pays off.

Shout Outs

  • Big shout outs to Dork and Nate Head for their first 2015 Off-Season Lizzies!!!! Thanks for being here!

MVL

  • Congratulations to Sherm, our Most Valuable Lizzie-er this time! Way to go!

Top 10 of the 2015 Off-Season (one point for each Lizzie, three points for the Lizard)

1. Sherm
2. jswanson
3. Doc Raker
4. Doug S
5. Eddie von White
6. Seymour Butts
7. Jared
8. Bryan
9. Nate Usher
10. Brad Lyerla

Chit Chat

  • So because we’re all such David Ross fans around here I thought you might like to know Kris Bryant and Anthony Rizzo have set up an Instagram account to document Ross’ final season. They’re having fun! The IG account name is @grandparossy_3 in case you’d like to follow. Anyone else have anything they’d like to discuss? Open commentary (as if we ever have it any other way anyhow!)

 

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GirlieView (02/18/2016)

Thursday, February 18th, 2016

GirlieView Definitions

  • Lizzie = A funny, timely, and/or interesting quote made on the VFTB site by our writers or commenters.
  • Lizard = The best Lizzie.
  • MVL = Most Valuable Lizzie’er: The person with the most Lizzies in the period under review (usually the past two weeks.)
  • Top 10 of the 2015 Off-Season = The folks with the most aggregate Lizzie points YTD (1 point for every Lizzie, 3 points for every Lizard.)

As you already know, this is all completely subjective and according to my whims.

Lizzies

  • not sure if Joe seeing Murton’s twig and berries has been reported yet.
  • I still suspect you guys covered up the whole “hey what happened to our Johnsons” thing.
  • So on March 16 we get to hear Len’s Ode to David Bowie and Glen Fry
  • Goes something like this…Vegas for the first weekend of March Madness, Grand Canyon for a couple days, south and catch some games.
  • Attending my first Spring Training games this year. Cubs / Indians on the 19th and Cubs / Royals on the 20th. Barely excited at all.
  • I haven’t been to ST but I hope to go when my 1- and 3-year-old are…well, not 1 and 3.
  • Bryan LaHair and Matt Murton shared an apartment together while playing baseball in Japan. They lived in a women’s only building so they had to dress up as women every time they came and went through the building. It was so hilarious they made a Japanese sitcom out of it. Then Jason DuBois showed up and he was the only one who had a Japanese drivers license so he ended up driving all 3 of them around. Then the manager of the team, Koske Fukudome, got all upset because the 3 stooges where always late to the park and they always had women’s make up on.
  • Earth Wind and Fire dude kicked today, Jefferson Starship dude last week, David Bowie, Glen Fry, Oh my Len is going to be a mess.
  • I love baseball, but would like it to be finished before Christmas eve.
  • every 5 days he’d be preceded by those on-base phenoms Ross-Lester
  • One of the best things, in my [opinion], about the 2016 Cubs will be the versatility.
  • Rizzo will bat lead off the same number of times as David Ross does.
  • Jenkins is remembered as a superbly talented athlete. He played basketball with the Globe Trotters during the baseball offseason in the late ‘60s.
  • Are there pitchers out there named Overwood?

Lizard

  • Watching an interview with Pat Hughes is like watching a documentary on good will toward all mankind. He is that nice.

Shout Outs

  • No one had their very first 2015 Off-Season Lizzie this time so let’s have a shout out for everyone! Thanks for being here!

MVL

  • Congratulations to Doc Raker, Eddie von White, and jswanson our three Most Valuable Lizzie-ers this time! Way to go guys!

Top 10 of the 2015 Off-Season (one point for each Lizzie, three points for the Lizard)

1. Sherm
2. jswanson
3. Doc Raker
4. Eddie von White
5. Doug S
6. Jared
7. Seymour Butts
8. Bryan
9. Nate Usher
10. Brad Lyerla

Chit Chat

  • I’m happy to say by the time the next GirlieView comes around Spring Training will have begun and we will have reached the day of the very first exhibition game. Even though I know the worthiness of ST games is debatable around here, at least we should have some real world baseball things to talk about. Until then, let’s play a game. Let’s say you can visit three baseball stadiums this year. They don’t have to be geographically or financially feasible for you, this is pretend! Where would you go?
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