If you could wake up one morning and look like one of these current or former Cubs, which would you choose? (Note to the fellas, answering this does not make you gay!)

  • Marlon Byrd
  • Tyler Colvin
  • Derrek Lee
  • Xavier Nady
  • Carlos Pena
  • Jeff Samardzija
  • Geovany Soto
  • Ryan Theriot
  • Kerry Wood
  • Carlos Zambrano

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Elizabeth Pearson stumbled upon VFTB around 2006, and enjoys encouraging conversation among the wide variety of readers brought together by their love of the Cubs. She’s married, has a Cub-loving pug named Phinneaus, and enjoys biking, hiking, cooking and gardening. She calls Chesterton, Indiana home and hopes to one day retire on Mackinac Island. Connect with Lizzie via email or Instagram.