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If you could wake up one morning and look like one of these current or former Cubs, which would you choose? (Note to the fellas, answering this does not make you gay!)

Marlon Byrd
Tyler Colvin
Derrek Lee
Xavier Nady
Carlos Pena
Jeff Samardzija
Geovany Soto
Ryan Theriot
Kerry Wood
Carlos Zambrano

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bob

Paul Reuschel

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Mr. David M. Beyer

hehe bob! Must be tough even to be the “handsome Reuschel,” aka Rick: http://gnagel.zenfolio.com/img/s4/v3/p710982571-3.jpg
I’ll take Kerry Wood. He’s got that squinty Clint Eastwood gunfighter look to him.
cap’n obvious

Wait….no Jim Edmonds??? If I’m gonna wake up with a man, at least I want him experienced in the gay genre…
http://Swantron.com jswanson

The Shark. Like my wife, he is tall and slim with long, dark hair. (Worst post ever)
Buddy

Hector Villanueva
mrbaseball2usa

Mark Grace would have been my first choice, but of these guys, I’ll go with Suh-Mard-juh… The kid still has his hair, and these days, thats a bug improvement for me.
Doc Raker

Capn- the question was IF YOU COULD LOOK LIKE ONE OF THESE GUYS, not wake up with one of these guys. Put it on your list for Santa and leave us out of that wish.
Doc Raker

I don’t want to look like any of them, just want their contract.
cap’n obvious

Whoops….suppose I should wake up myself before commenting…
walterj

wouldn’t want to wake up and look like zambrano ….the idea of not getting my inflated head through the door doesn’t sound appealing .
Buddy

I always wanted hair like Henry Cotto.
Dr van Nostrand

Rudy Meoli.
Doc Raker

I had hair like Jose Cardinal back in the day of big hair.
Terrelle Pryor 2

I’ll go with Theriot. He’s pretty good looking, and he’s from the South, where I was the past week (Florida), and where they are still fighting the Civil War. Saw a huge Confederate flag at the junction of I-75 and I-4 in Tampa.
Buddy

Luke Duke would be proud.
http://swantron.com jswanson

Apparently I was too hung over to read that question correctly. Judging by the timestamp, that was one hell of a Christmas party.
AQBan

George Mitterwald
Chuck

If I looked like Theriot I might get more “happy fun time” witht he wife…

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