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Since it’s an offday, and before Joe asks us what we think of abortion or gay marriage…I thought I’d post something…anything…
So — how about a contest? (Can it be a contest if there are no prizes?)
Best anagram of a Cub player’s name:
I’ll get you started with my favorite Cub…Milton Bradley:
1. Rabidly Molten
2. Amble Lord Tiny
3. Blame Dirt Only
4. Mordantly Bile
5. Notably Milder
Add your own Milty anagrams, or create some with other Cub names past or present.
Or we can rehash health care, I don’t care.
Sherm
I prefer healthcare discussion over more Milton bashing.
Anagrams can be nice, too, MJ. Make your own nice Milton Bradley anagram and post it! Like “A minty bedroll”. Or “leotard nimbly”.
Those are nice.
I thought it was a joke, a bad dream- not the anagram request but Aron Miles in the line up. He only gets one A in his name now since he doesn’t even belong in double AA, clubhouse boy in Peoria would probably be best for Aron. How can Hendry and Lou bring this guy back up with a straight face, the only way he belongs in a big league uniform is as a paying camper at Randy’s fantasy camp. For gregg sake, you can throw a dart at fantasy camp and hit a better baseball player than Aron Miles. Please, DFA, release or have Sherm’s cartoon whack this guy, just get him off this Cubs roster.
Reassembling the letters in Kosuke Fukodome’s name yields, Kosuke Fuk o do me.
Fukudome is a hard one. Last name only I get Duke of Mu. Of course, everyone knows that Mu can be roughly translated (this is true) to mean null or without meaning in Japanese.
my bad. actually it’s Fuk U do me.
It would be better if you spelled it correctly.
this could be a long offseason…
Ok, I thought this was lame, but it’s freaking hillarious.
Aaron Heilman… I’m an anal hero
Ryan Dempster… part dry semen
Tom Gorzelanny…Lazy gent moron
Rich harden… darn rich, eh?
More later to be sure
lord help us…
Here’s more..
Sean Marshall… less anal harm
Koyie Hill…. I likely ho
Moke Fontenot… onto mink feet
Aaron miles…animal sore
Ryan Theriot…tiny hot rear
Micah Hoffpauir… mariachi puff ho
Geovany Soto…yo gave snot
Carlos Zambrano…Czar boar salmon
Derrek Lee..Elder reek
And to get back to Milton Bradley…Rabidly melt on!
You got sofware for this crapola?
Aaron Miles- Swings like a ferry.
Oh dear. Still over 24 hours til the next game. That’s scary!
Yours truly,
Lamb Haze Hoe Zit
The World’s Greatest Living Cubs Fan (my dad) likes to just spell the names backwards:
Ron Santo becomes “Nor Otnas”.
I wanted to share that with you.
Edudeibbuc
ededeeibbuc- wouldn’t it be ‘otnas nor’?