That notwithstanding, Ozzie appears a bit over-zealous in his congratulations. Methinks this picture (complements of the Chicago Tribune) needs a caption:
I cant quit you man!!!
“and I eieieieieieieieieiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu”
from Whitney Houston
“Hey, is that bat made of Venezuelan wood?”