In honor of the big sweep and Rich Harden’s first win as a Cub, I present to you the reasons it sucks to be a Brewers fan.

  1. Your team just laid down at home in a pennant race…oh wait, that happened last year too.
  2. Prices have gone up for concessions to compensate for Prince Fielder and CC Sabathia dining on the supplies late at night.
  3. The only exciting thing happening at your ballpark is an overstuffed drunk mascot sliding into a batch of fake…well it used to be beer but they’re too worried they’ll upset the fans too drunk to notice anyway.
  4. Your team was so bad that the American League kicked them out.
  5. Your team has never won the World Series and hasn’t sniffed post season play since ’82.
  6. You actually thought Tom Trebelhorn was a good idea for 5 and 1/2 years.
  7. Your team traded their # 1 prospect only to yield the same result this year as last year.
  8. Your team plays in Milwaukee. Can it get any worse?
  9. Your fans are actually proud to commit to “Pee Their Pants for the Brewers 10,000 BC The Hills Have Eyes full
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Joe Aiello is the founder of View From the Bleachers and one of the lead writers as well as host of VFTB Radio. Growing up in Chicago, he fondly remembers attending games in the bleachers before that was the popular thing to do. Currently Joe resides in North Carolina with his wife and three kids. Connect with Joe via Twitter / Facebook / E-mail