Utility man Ryan Theriot has the potential to become the go-to guy for National League beat writers.

During a “Not For Women Only” panel discussion, former Cubs pitcher Mike Bielecki asked several players to invent a baseball catch phrase for Viagra. Theriot’s ad campaign: “Viagra — I always play hard.”

Theriot, the former high school prom king, didn’t hesitate when asked about his first makeout session (“Sixth grade … Jenny … back of the skating rink.”), or his imaginary porn name (the radio hosts emceeing the session said to combine your pet’s name with your street name; Theriot’s was, “Gauge Classique”), or showing his rear when a 73-year-old woman from Lafayette, Ind., requested that the panel (Bielecki, Theriot, Marshall, Cotts and reliever Scott Eyre) show her their “assets.”

Man I hope he starts this year.

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Joe Aiello is the founder of View From the Bleachers and one of the lead writers as well as host of VFTB Radio. Growing up in Chicago, he fondly remembers attending games in the bleachers before that was the popular thing to do. Currently Joe resides in North Carolina with his wife and three kids. Connect with Joe via Twitter / Facebook / E-mail