Every once in a while a player comes along that seems like a great acquisition to the Cubs. Guys like Turd Hundley, Rey Ordonez, and Anthony Young. However, not one of them is more my favorite than the two guys currently on the team. Every time Enrique “Wicked Cut: Wilson and Jose “Big Bopper” Macias step to the plate, the crowd goes into an eerie hush. Everyone wants to see the AB by these guys. Inevitably, it ends in a weak groundball to either the pitcher or SS each and every time. For the longest time, I could not figure out why that was, until recently. I ran across this website called Online Sports and was amazed what I found. Behold the following picture, which is a link to the actual size picture. Pay special attention to the product and the testimonials on the far right.
So there you have it, Macias and Wilson are too poor to buy real bats, so they are stuck using wiffle bats. No wonder they are not able to hit the ball out of the infield. I have decided to anoint them the official View From The Bleachers superheros. They shall be called “The Wiffle Twins”