A Message from Hendry Claus
“Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas, Cubs fans! I have good news, my friends — you’ve all been good little boys and girls this year. This Christmas I’m bringing you a World Championship in 2005! Ho, Ho, Ho!!!!!”
Merry Christmas. Happy holidays to all. So far I’ve gotten my wish; as little snowfall as possible and, generally speaking, unseasonable warmth. Now if Hendry Claus can deliver the goods like he just promised, I can die happy.