Archive for August, 2004

Ladies and Gentlemen, Todd Hollandsworth’s replacement is…

Tuesday, August 31st, 2004

Ben Grieve. That’s not too bad. He is the opposite of Tom Goodwin; he’s patient at the plate, has some power, can’t play defense, and couldn’t run if he were being chased by an alligator with a machete sticking out of its mouth and three scared skunks on its back.

Grieve’s numbers this year to date: .261 BA, .363 OBP, .415 SLG in 234 at-bats. He’s supposedly healed up from an injury which limited his playing time.

Getting a left-handed corner outfielder to come off the bench and give the First National Bank of the Dominican Republic and ol’ammonia-fingers some rest in exchange for some of the waxier dollars coming out of the Tribune company’s ears is okay with me. It doesn’t make me click my heels, but it dosen’t make me do a Macauley Culkin face either.


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George W. Bush Called Me

Tuesday, August 31st, 2004

Well, actually, a recorded message of George W. Bush was played by an automated calling system, but it counts. Since I just registered to vote one month ago I was still most recently registered as a Texan, even though I moved two years ago. “Mr. Bush” was reminding me to fill out my voter absentee ballot so that I could vote for him.

I don’t know what would give him the idea that he would receive my vote, since I never voted for one republican during my ten years as a Texan. But it was nice to get a call from America’s Silliest President.

The Cubs have a 3.83 ERA, 3rd in the majors and the league, this season (STL & ATL).

They’ve allowed 535 runs — behind only STL and LA in all of the majors.

They’re 10th in the majors in OPS (.790) and 4th in the NL.

They’re 15th in the majors in runs scored (640), but 6th in the NL.

They have a run differential of +105; better than the division-leading Yankees, Twins, A’s, and Dodgers, the same as the Braves, and behind only the Cardinals.

They have a guy that players, fans, other managers, and the blowhards in the media generally agree is one of the best managers in the game.

Over the past two months, Greg Maddux has been our most effective starter:


7-2 in 11 starts, 74.2 IP, 63 H, 22 ER, 9 HR, 11 BB, 50 K, 2.65 ERA.

Kerry Wood

4-3, 9 starts, 53.2 IP, 52 H, 17 ER, 9 HR, 25 BB, 50 K, 2.85 ERA.

Carlos Zambrano

4-5, 10 starts, 66.1 IP, 56 H, 26 ER, 4 HR, 30 BB, 60 K, 3.53 ERA.

Matt Clement

2-6, 11 starts, 55.2 IP, 59 H, 31 ER, 13 HR, 33 BB, 71 K, 5.01 ERA.

Mark Prior

2-2, 10 starts, 51.2 IP, 56 H, 30 ER, 10 HR, 27 BB, 60 K, 5.23 ERA.

Factoring that and the players’ season numbers, I’d go Zambrano – Wood – Maddux – Clement in the postseason (if it started tomorrow), with Prior coming in if any of them has a bad first couple of innings.

AAA Report:

Joe Borowski: 4 appearances, 0-2, 4 2/3 innings, 5 H, 6 ER, 4 BB, 2 K, 11.57 ERA. His first outing he got rocked, but he hasn’t exactly been Bruce Sutter since.

Richard Lewis is hittin’ .245 in 98 AB with Iowa, 7 2b, 2 HR after .329-10hr, 59rbi in AA. He’s 24 now, so it looks like he might be a better major league contributor off the bench than guys like Gookie Dawkins, Damian Jackson, and Neifi Perez. Oh, and Russ Johnson, Bill Selby, Benji Gil, Denny Hocking, and Ricky Gutierrez. All of whom are, you guessed it, proud Iowa Cubs.

Poor Jason Dubois. .314, 28-90 with 25 doubles and the Cubs can’t find room for him. At least they haven’t brought up Trenidad Hubbard or Calvin Murray. Geez, AAA is almost never used as a developmental level any more; that is not good company.

Michael Wuertz: 2.66 ERA, 17 sv, 29 H, 15 BB, 54 K. There’s hope for the kid yet.

UPDATE: Looks like the Cubs have bolstered Iowa’s catching crew for some reason. is reporting that Mike DeFelice was acquired from the Detroit Tigers for a player to be named later. Hopefully that player to be named is Mike DeFelice.


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Like Night and Day

Monday, August 30th, 2004

After completely embarrassing themselves this past weekend, the Cubs looked like a completely different team in Monday night’s game. Aside from a rocky 9th inning, everything went exactly as it was supposed to. The Cubs got the runs they needed, in the situations they need to get them in, and the pitching was great. Two particular people impressed me in the game.

MadduxAs always, Greg Maddux does nothing but impress me when he pitches. Sometimes I think we take for granted just how good he really is. They were talking about some of the things he did in the 90’s and it’s just mind boggling the names that are on the list for various things he has accomplished. Not only does he pitch well, but his fielding is unbelievable, how else can you explain the fact that he has 13 gold gloves on his mantle? On top of all that, is his unbelievable baseball smarts. This is a guy that knows everything about everyone in the game. At times, hitters feel as if Maddux is reading their mind at the plate. In a lot of ways, he is. His scouting knowledge is that intense. He is always trying to learn more about the players in the league. I think it’s important to just step back at times and really take in the greatness of this guy before he’s done forever.

What amuses me the most about Maddux is his humility. He is always so quick to deflect the attention away from himself, and put it directly where it should be, the team. So many players in today’s game do the exact opposite. They try to act as a magnet for attention. Everything has to be about them. Nothing epitomizes this philosophy more than the Budweiser commercials running these days about “Leon”. He’s all about Leon. While the commercials are funny, they are also very true. Greg Maddux, however, is a far cry from Leon.

Hooray, I got some hits!!!!Yes, Paul Bako actually impressed me tonight, and not even for what he did with the bat. His play in the field and on the bases were what caught my eye. On a play at home, he blocked the plate well, preventing the runner from being able to touch it. Then, he simply walked to him and tagged him out. For all the mistakes he has made, it is always nice to be able to give him some props when he does something right.

On the bases, he was a great distraction to the Expos third baseman, which allowed a ball to get through the infield. He had the presence of mind to get back to the bag standing up and let the ball hit him and shoot through the infield. If it were me, I would have probably gone in sliding to prevent getting him. Good game tonight Pauly. Get a shower and we’ll see you in 5 days.


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Get out and stay out

Sunday, August 29th, 2004

Houston has worn out it’s welcome in Chicago. I am extremely glad to see them go. To put it mildly, the Cubs stunk up the joint. However, they are still in first for the wild card. How can that be? It makes me mad because that means we could have really put some space between us and the pack, but instead we just maintained the close race. Because of the crappy play this weekend, I have decided to focus my thoughts on something other than baseball, complaining about life.

Complaint # 1

Over the past week, I have lost my cable and internet connection 3 times. That wouldn’t be so bad if it came right back on. However, it has been off as long as 10 hours at a time, it peak TV watching time. Ok, once I could understand, but 3 TIMES!?!?!?!?! To make matters worse, when I call the cable company for a refund, they simply say that it has to be off for 24 hrs for them to issue a refund. So, if my cable went off for 23 hrs each day, for the whole month, I would pay full price. I think if it goes out, you should get some kind of refund for the time you lost.

Complaint # 2

Also, dealing with the cable company. Each time I call their customer service number, I am greeted with the friendly message that says the following:

“We are currently experiencing a higher call volume than usual, please stay on the line and we’ll get to your call as soon as possible.”

I get this message each time I call them, whether it is for a problem or not. I know you’re probably thinking, “who calls the cable company when they don’t have a problem?” Well, sometimes I do to make a channel suggestion or to inquire about new services. Nonetheless, each time I am greeted with the same dang annoying message. It seems to me that if every time I call, I receive that message, maybe this call volume is not unusually high, but NORMAL!!!! Don’t say it’s high when it’s always high. Hire more people so it won’t be high. Stupid Mediacomm!!!!!

Complaint # 3

Why is it that if you are wearing a Cubs hat, two things happen. First, people feel the need to come up to you and not only ask you if you’re a fan, but ask you how they are doing. If you don’t know enough about baseball to know how teams are doing, odds are you really don’t care that much. So, don’t waste my frickin time with a dumb question. It’s different if maybe you care, but just haven’t had a chance to follow. Then, ask away. Also, inevitably, when I am wearing my hat out, and a game is on that I am taping so I can watch it when I get home, someone tells me something. This happened Saturday night. I was at a car dealership with my wife, buying a new car. I had set the game to record on TiVo, which is a great thing to get if you don’t own one, and some idiot came up to me and said “Cubs are losing in the 5th, 5-2 and it’s raining.” I smiled, said thank you, and walked away so angry. It’s funny too, because just a few days before this incident, I was talking to Andy Rutledge, my new Webmaster, and we talked about why people always seem to feel the need to convey this info to you just because they know you’re a fan. He is currently working on a hearing aid type device that automatically filters out all Cubs talk when turned on. Let me tell you, I will be the first customer.


Well, now that all that complaining is done, lets get some wins over the Expos. Kurt, from Cub Fan Nation is gonna be at one of the games, so hopefully they won’t let him and us down.


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Just Because They’re Funny

Friday, August 27th, 2004


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