Forgive me for panicking…
…but this could finally be the sign that it’s time to kill myself.
From Associated Press:
Cubs ace Mark Prior will be out indefinitely because of inflammation in his right elbow, the latest injury to one of Chicago’s star pitchers.
Has anyone ever written a suicide post on a blog before? I’m sure it’s been done, but if Prior’s out for an extended period of time I’ll be the first on this blog to do so.
“Maybe it’s nothing.” That phrase is the only thing keeping me alive right now.