The solution to the Alou dilemma
The revelation that Moises Alou urinates on his hands to help build callouses was, I thought, worthy of a nickname. However, I grappled with varieties of “Pee-hands” for the whole year last year without settling on anything right.
I think I finally found it:
Wherever Alou ends up, I hope fans of that team will embrace the nickname as warmly as a Michael Jackson embrace to an eleven year old boy.
When I am ninety-six years old I intend to mature, but not one day earlier.
Update: Alou signed with SF today for 2 years